Hammer – the museum

Hammer – rather only in museums?

Bandits and even the average millionaire is no longer like monstrous vehicle. Satirical comment about a bankruptcy.
Hummer are disappearing. What you Hammer? American jeeps off-road – generally the greatest monster that one could buy with money on the open market.
Over Hammer tanks were only
„Hummer H2“

and they give them only against a certificate for the profession and years of age do such certificates, even the Russian mafia difficult to procure. Rather Hummer can buy a bandit or average millionaire. A Hummer to drive – it was like to walk with a shotgun pump out of the pedestrian zone. That is – are still forbidden luxury.
Only those that gasoline prices at the moment! Because of their professional bandits and even millionaires apparently already led to shake Hammer, the company went bankrupt, but good, hard monster gradually becomes unique for collectors.
Hummer will someday show them only under a glass lid – roughly like a tobacco cigarette shmarkane of Frederick II. As
certificate for a happy era that destroyed their economic bases and killed
„Hummer H3R“

Hammer, thus explaining the museum guide, become too expensive even for professional bandits, because spending 20 liters of gasoline per hour, even if the engine it only works on empty revs. Just as happened with the maid. One time there was a myriad of manorial houses, and even average people keep a hand servant. But then the servants (respectively – Hammer) became too greedy, respectively, the cost of living, respectively the oil out of control. So today my mom herself clean silverware, and Dad went on foot with rifles in hand pump for another bank robbery, respectively – with a safe securities. On that he wants more cultural decline. On the other hand, will continue to guide, landed from his pocket book of Tocqueville, on the other hand the Americans have never been particularly miles of servants – in contrast to the French aristocracy, which is at least guilty conscience has been so kind with their lackeys. That is why Hammer are just invented in the United States. With them no one is forced to keep a delicate and sweet, Hummer itself is like a license grubiyanshtina.

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Deutsche Welle

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